One often starts to ponder, why does a chap have nips?
After-all, they serve no purpose than to chafe upon one’s knits.
On a cold and frosty morning out walking with the mutts,
The little blighters start protruding like a tractors rear wheel nuts!
Rubbing against my Arron jumper they soon felt quite sore,
Removing my shirt on getting home they’d chuffing been rubbed raw!
A piece of clothing is what I need to stop the wind from biting,
That Paragon Vest from the Swazi team certainly looks inviting?
A wind proof outer with a soft fleece lining, a garment made to be tough,
But with a sleek design and modern style, for the pub its smart enough.
With three neat pockets to keep your wallet, phone and bags for doggy poos,
But best of all is its really good at keeping cosy one’s sensitive moobs!
Toodle pip!
Stuart